• Tuesday, October 31, 2006

    No tv and No beer.....
    makes
    ho
    mer go crazy…

    Sunday evening… im home alone… im seriously hungry.. there’s nothing to eat.. going out to get some grub feels so much like a chore now… but the bigger question is what to get? Mind is telling me McD’s body is saying no.. I’ll just hang on for a lil bit… its close to dinner time..

    watching the Simpson’s Halloween special marathon… I wish I could sit down and have some beer with homer.. ironically that nerd flanders is now the ickly didly master of evil… and homer has a time traveling toaster..A TIME TRAVELLING TOASTER … how fucking cool is that? But I must say flanders looks pretty good in a satan lycra suit..

    Jai boy was bragging bout some German beer the other day… bout its high alco level.. weird but likeable taste’.. and its cheap price tag.... cheapo German beer… we’d be total morons not to try it out..!
    So we got a couple cans of Oettinger… 5.50 for a large can = happiness..! sadly yours truely couldn’t finish the can of Oettinger… only cause it tasted a lot like stout… muthafuckin stout..! I hate stout. Personally feel stout taste’ like soy sauce… it was still drinkable though.. a lil sweetish.. mix one part tiger and one part stout and you’d get Oettinger.. easiest way to describe it.. besides the price tag, its 8.9% alco level is very appealing… frankly it’s one of the best way’ to get high fast!.. a couple cans of Oettinger and you’d have a semi permanent smile on your face.. but only if you don’t mind the taste of stout… I’ll have a couple of my regular beers next time… then try out Oettinger again… it might be easier to stomach that way..

    After our lil German beer experiment… we ended up in the cinema watching Don… Yes.. Don… that shah rukh khan movie… the alco might have played a lil part in our decision making.. but then again Don seemed like one of the better movies and a bollywood movie is always worth every dollar of the ticket price innit..
    Besides we somehow agreed that no matter how bad the movie was gonna be… the alcohol would help us “layan” the movie…

    I had no idea what the hell the movie was about… it is apparently a remake of the orginal Don, starring Amitabh Bachchan almost 3 decades ago..! this latest Don though is mostly shot in Malaysia… mostly as in like 90% of the movie… I was surprised to see Shamser Sidhu acting in the movie as well.. the dude only spoke like twice.. but the wanker looks good enough not to say anything… There were 5 song sequence’ throughout the movie.. found it hilarious that the ruthless Don was singing and dancing about… felt like a play.. but then what’s a bollywood flick without song sequences… if you're not into the songs you could always use the 5 minutes to go piss without a rush or buy more snacks.. take a fag.. etc etc..
    I did like one song though.. don’t know what its called.. its that song shot in kampong baru.. Khaike Paan Banaraswala?

    I wasn’t expecting much but the movie’s pretty good.. its still bollywood-y but it was better than the typical bollywood flicks we’re used to… you can tell that a big budget was involved which made all the difference… its really comparable to Hollywood flicks! im not even one who's into hindi movies cause they're damn predictable but its pretty twisted this one.. which is great.. keeps you glued to youe seat... there are a few twists throughout the movie.. of course im not gonna mention it here and spoil it for you wankers… think of it as a hindi version of Face/Off..

    Priyanka Chopra was the best part… she was deliciously sizzling hot…! well would you expect less from a former miss world?
    I’d like to say her presence really made the movie worth watching… watching her I didn’t wanna fall asleep… Priyanka kept me glued to my seat :) I cant believe she’s only 24! Drugs.. deception.. twisted cops… and hot chicks.. so yea pretty good watch..

    Whats new.. whats new.. my list of nieces and nephews are growing… another one was born today… the twins have a lil brother now… I seriously pity their grandmom… my mom’s sis.. im pretty sure mom’s gonna be hangin round there more often… parents ordered a cake as a gift or something.. dude’s only like a day old and he’s already getting a cake… babies.. pphhffff…

    I’ve got like 10 days of so left till I leave… its sinking in but im pretty chillaxed still… haven’t prepared my stuff.. haven’t bought stuff.. packed… im just waiting for the call then I’ll get to work,,, im cool like that… last minute… I pretty much know what to take it’s the packing that worrying.. im trying to take as little baggage as possible.. for my footwear itself im gonna need a separate bag.. and im not even taking all of them..
    Last circuit class as well for this week….. ironically I never wanted to join circuit..i dreaded it even before trying it out… and now thanks to Nessa and Lea.. its like my weekly must do thingy… seriously gonna miss circuit and Fitness Junction itself.. that place is like family man…

    Damn its already past 12…. Happy Halloween!! boys and girls… where’s my candy..? where’s my freakin’ candy…??

    Currently Listening To: Black Horse & Cherry Tree - KT Tunstall
    Currently feeling: like having a milky bar...

    Wednesday, October 25, 2006

    Birthday... Lunch..
    and...then some...

    daymn... im so muthafuckin bored... there somehow seems to be a whole shitload of crap on cable tonight... man.. im beyond freakin boredom... its so much like mental torture!
    Its weirdly chilly as well tonight.. or is it just me going insane..?

    Shaki had a lil get together lunch at Indulgence... Her 23rd Birthday... i actually mistook it for the 20th... but better early than late i suppose...
    It was a pretty brisk lunch affair... i arrived 30 minutes late.. fashionably...
    really didnt know what the hell to get her as a pressie... and i dreaded having to go to the malls during this holiday period... i just grabbed a bottle of sauvignon blanc from my collection instead... hopefully she enjoy's it... i've been keeping that baby for 3 years now.. i on the other hand will never get to know how it taste'.. unless im able to find another of the same vineyard and vintage and keep it for another 3 years.. very unlikely..!

    there were 4 girls.. and 2 guys.. the other one being Shaki's boyfriend...
    As i arrived late i hadta settle for the last seat which was in a very awkward position.. really uncomfortable.. Sanjes was like.. why you so quiet? but im always the quiet one... besides you know girls and their stories.. better to just listen.. Shaki's guy's a pretty decent guy.. easy to talk with and stuff.. but ya, you know us being guys.. not that complicated.. i know if i'd had a better seat i could have been more social.. if only i'd arrive earlier.. i could have sat beside Josil.. Josil was hot.. havent seen her in quite sometime.. Love her tan man..
    the girls were all moaning after lunch.. so full la.. too much la.. i was like who brought the cake? what! no cake? i was craving Indulgence's tiramisu but no one wanted any..

    Josil... Birthday girl... Sanjes... Sangeet...
    Sanjes still looks like a baby.. Sangeet = typical punjabi bebe... she's bigger than me.. im ONLY half punjabi so shut the fuck up!

    Reuben on the left... I love taking candid photos..

    Everyone keeps asking me when im leaving.. about the job.. this and that... reality is hittin me now.. im actually going back to work.. im starting all over with something new.. days back home are gettin shorter.. i cant say its not daunting.. i cant say its messing with my mind..

    gotta clean my fucken room tomorrow... put away my stuff.. hide things.. think dad's plannin to take over this room... he was asking me what i was gonna do with my wine / beer collection.. drink it.. give it away.. keep it whatever... i wanna finish the san mig before i leave though.. a'ight wanktards.. think i'll just hit the sack.. its only 9 fucking o clock.... someone please kill me!

    Currently Listening To: Ooh La La - Goldfrapp
    Currently Feeling:

    Monday, October 23, 2006

    It rained.. its raining.. i dont know what to make of this weather.. sitting outdoors its still pretty humid...
    Im sitting in Starbucks.. waiting for 3 chicks to arrive.. Is it my lucky day?
    or atleast i was told there's 3 of 'em...
    The venti latte is still steaming.. im telling myself i should have taken a frappe instead.. oh choices that we make..
    just received a message.. she or they is/are running late... oh well thank god for free wifi..

    will update later..

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    So yea… it wasn’t really a lucky night out.. if you wanna look at it that way cause only one chick turned up…
    For me it was still cool though.. Shaki turned up… seriously it wasn’t a bad night out.. Shaki was pissed *I wasn’t pissed* cause she was going to get the rest of the girls but they turned her down last minute… Josil was having dinner with an aunt.. Sanjes was grounded so to say… apalah..!

    We just hanged out and chit chatted over hot coffee… total opposite when im with the guys… it usually involves a lot of Heineken and cock talk soon after.. :)
    Shaki never fails to look me up every time she’s back home… and like I’ve said before I always enjoy hangin out with her… she’s fun company.. somehow we always have tons to talk about and the conversations are always good..
    Of course the topic of marriage and life after popped up… im still firm on not seeing myself settling down albeit with me feeling differently about kiddies now… Shaki predicts I’ll take a 360 degree turn on my stand and she’ll receive a wedding invitation from me in say 5 years from now… I just hope she doesn’t jinx the whole im single and im enjoying it thingy I have going on now..!

    Im still pretty much sleep deprived.. man I really need to get used to being awake longer with no naps in between… im going back to work in a couple of weeks… really need to prepare myself… I just woke up bout 3 hours ago and now typing this my eyes are watering… I feel so drowsy… mahai..!

    Fighting the urge to take a nap.. gotta accompany my dad on his raya visiting later… being a good kid and trying to spend as much time with the family as possible.. mom’s at home most of the time.. so opportunities like this are all I have to spend time with the father.. besides the lure of home made rendang and stuff are good enough reasons to go raya visiting…

    Conversation I had with dad the other day..

    Me: I don’t wanna go… I don’t even know them..
    Dad: Well get to know them.. their have a couple of pretty daughters
    Me: So?
    Dad: So….. You have a look.. never know you might be interested!
    Me: Why? You’re very happily married now is it?
    Dad:……………………….
    Me: :)

    Dad: There… that’s one of them… go be friendly..
    Me: Geezz! If you want you go for it man…
    Dad: WHAT? Me? I cant…..
    Me: hehe *walks away*

    We’ll see how long he stays away from buggin me now…

    Currently Listening To: Indian Girls - Yogi B & Nachatra
    Currently Feeling: Sleepy

    Friday, October 20, 2006

    How White
    &
    Nerdy are You..?

    mahai....



    check out the white gangsta vid...

    Linked from Lainie
    introducing
    Mia...
    Wankers..
    Say Hi....


    Damn.. im so freakin tired… my upper body hurts.. circuit class was killer today.. I’ve never done so many flutter kicks in my life…! That’s one ab’ workout I seriously don’t fancy.. im so freakin tired... pretty much sleep deprived... went out at 7.30 last night... the Heinekens keep flouring.. i reached home at 6 this morning.. really considered going for a run but then i didnt wanna embarrass myself by puking my guts out half way thru...

    You’re wondering who Mia is..?

    My uber cool Compaq Presario V3119 aka Mia… my new baby..
    Freakin good buy… baby’s loaded with everything except a washer and dryer… AMD Turion 64x2.. half a Gig of memory… nVidia GeForce Graphics with 256 mb or ram… 80 gb hdd… dvd burner.. and a whole lot of other goodies..
    I haven’t pushed it to its limits yet.. the touch pad needs some getting used to… I gotta be very careful… cant afford having butter fingers with this one…
    there’s a whole load of stuff to transfer from my pc… especially my cherished 12 Gigs of music.. I like my music to go bump bump bump… unfortunately the built in Altec Lansing speakers are piss ass BORING! It doesn’t know the meaning of bass….

    I think im becoming beer tolerant… the last two beer sessions ended with me wondering what the fuck happened… I didn’t feel a thing.. there wasn’t that happy floating feeling :( im accustomed with… and what ever effects of alcohol seem to disappear very quickly…
    I don’t know if this is a good thing or not… weird man.. am I changing with age..

    Speaking bout changing with age… lately I’ve been feeling that kids aren’t actually a bad thing.. I’ve been looking at them in a whole other way… like they’re actually cute! Am I like aging and my parenting instincts are kicking in… kinda freaky man..
    I surprised myself.. shit you not… I’ve never been good with kids…. I get weird and really uncomfortable when im around kids… like shoo.. go away.. don’t come close.. I don’t know what to do… but the other day my twin nieces came over… they’re like 4 years old.. and they can speak alot… it was kinda fun layaning them.. I even sat down and listened to their nonsense and answered their million queries… what is that.. whas is this.. why like that.. why like this… you’d never catch me doing something like that ever before…
    I told Is bout it… all the wanker did was laugh at me in disbelieve!
    Ironically in this month’s issue of Men’s Health theres an article on “what women like to watch their man doing” on a scale of 1 to 10 talking nicely with his mom gets a full 10 and *drum roll* playing with young kids gets a solid 10 as well…! So I reckon this aint a bad thing now innit… girls / ladies how bout giving me your 2 cents on the issue?

    Whats up with October and birthdays… so many birthdays this month… one of my aunt's.. my brother’s.. stoner Shan… and Shaki my friend… I think its her 23rd today..
    Anywho… Happy Deepavali and Selamat Hari Raya…. Enjoy the holidays… Is dude.. remember to save me some rending oi…

    Tuesday, October 10, 2006

    Stop Freakin' Messin'...
    with my Head.....!!!


    damn.. what the fucks up with moi and freaky weirdo dreams.. bejesus..man...

    i dreamt..that Tesco..yes that brit hypermarket... was selling cheap rip off Abercrombie flip flops...!!
    oh the horror...!! the same exact blue and orange Abercrombie flip flops that i have and adore... except instead of the moose logo... there was some other fuck up rip off logo or inscription on...
    you laugh!.. but imagine.. its the same as spending 100 over bucks(!) on genuine Crocs only to discover Tesco selling exact rip offs for below 20 bucks..! how'd you feel man..?
    same thing here.. i like wearing stuff that i dont see others wearing.. and when theres cheap rip offs circulating... it doesnt feel special no more... its just a dream man.. but why... why cant i have normal guy dreams.. like beautiful chicks and stuff..

    and no im not fuckin vain.. at lease i dont think so...


    Currently Watching: One Tree Hill
    Currently Feeling: like having dessert..

    Monday, October 09, 2006

    Im Back.. im Back... Me Back..
    BaCK Back BaCk.... Paradoxx.... is Back.. BAck...
    Im Back.. Back.. Back.. Back..

    What up people...
    im back... im back... did you wankers miss, you master....?
    was in Singapore for almost the whole of last week.. wasnt expecting to stay for that long, but things just turned out that way... havent worked out in more than a week now.. but i did walk a helluva lot in Singapore.. and freakin' sweat so much.. it was pissing off.. after a couple minutes out of the house, i'd start sweating.. no matter what time of the day it was...! the haze was terrible to boot..
    since i got home i've been feeling so unenergetic and totally like a whimp.. so fatigued.. i dont know why.. like i got up at 12pm today and by 3pm after lunch i was drowsy again.. its fucking annoying.. i dont like feeling this way.. tomorrow i gotta get up early and get to the gym...

    its good to be back but at the same time it kinda sucks.. if ya know what i mean.. i feel so heaty.. its like im falling sick... hate the bloody weather over here.. although the haze aint as bad as it was in Singapore.. it just feels very sucky.. warm and icky.. Ipoh naturally, i suppose...
    impromptu-ly planned to get a hair cut earlier.. somehow my mom's always against the idea of me cutting my hair.. she's afraid i might just come home with a shaven head... she hates it whenever i surprise her that way...
    Its just that my head feels weird.. like its warm.. its like a heat trap... i dont know.. i'll just go with it i suppose till i cant take it no more... i havta wash my head more often now as well.. *sigh*
    Met Is last night.. dude got a drug correction centre inmate haircut... actually its more of a flat top meets a drug correction centre inmate hair do... it must just be the weather getting to everyone... or Is just misses the 80's.. "Stop its Hammer Time!"... frankly, a shaved head would be awesome now...!

    Its unbelievable... i know.. cant believe its actually happening... im leaving Ipoh.. I got a job in Singapore.. Im just waiting for my permits to be done and the conformation dates for the next training session... its not food and beverage related... im trying retail for a change... long working hours.. immense pressure to meet sales targets... but the pay and benefit package is good.. 9 months fast track to a conformed retail outlet manager... no time for anything else but work for the next 9 months..!
    it feels good to be able to join a good company... with a fast track to a great career... but at the same time.. its daunting.. after not working for so long.. getting back to the high paced..high pressure working environment.. pretty scary... gettin up early.. getting home late... paperwork.. and all that other stuff a manager is required to do...

    but yea... my last month in Ipoh, people... Shan i share the sentiments... good karma has kicked in.. and it feels great! its about time too... Lainie... the answer to your question.. im finally leaving mate... :)
    Last month attending circuit class and working out at FJ.. last month to drive May and enjoy every second of it... the hardest part would be not being able to drive in freakin Singapore.. :(

    Im still chillaxed though.. i know i've got a helluva lot to prepare.. stuff to buy.. pack (last minute as usual)... people to visit.. finding a place to stay in Singapore.. California Fitness was cheap $85 a month.. or is that high? but i seriously doubt i'll be able to visit the gym with the long working hours.. something i seriously havta plan out.. but running wouldnt be a problem..there's plenty of sidewalks to run on in the subburbs.. worst case would be to just run up and down the staircase..
    I love Ang Mo Kio.. but i dont wanna crash with my aunt and cousin.. they're family and all but ya know.. i'll kinda havta behave and etc etc.. and i'll be based in Marina Bay in the beginning month or so... a lot to consider.. i'd love a place close to the MRT so i'd be able to just walk and not take a bus to the MRT station.. seriously i've never considered using public transportation here and having to take the bus over in Singapore feels so much like a chore...
    oh well.. i'll just enjoy the easy life while it lasts and leave the thinking for later..

    Currenly Listening To: El Nin-Yo! - Tata Young
    Currently Feeling: heavy headed...

    Monday, October 02, 2006

    MeMeME Me MeMe MeMe
    mEmE mEMe MeMe
    MeMe Me Me MeMe

    Saw this at Tubby's Shan's... just felt like doing it..

    1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
    - To shave or not to shave

    2. When is the next time you will have sex?
    - For A Good Time Call Shan!

    3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
    - DOOP!

    4. Favorite planet?
    - Earth! its not like i've been able to leave earth...

    5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
    - Unknown number

    6. What is your favorite ringtone on your phone?
    - The Butterfinger's Your Mama.. but am currently using Hinder's Lips Of An Angel

    7. What kinda shirt you have on?
    - Navy Blue retro giordano collar t-shirt

    8. Describe yourself in one phrase.
    - Beer' makes me happy...

    9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
    - Barefooted.. Abercrombie & Fitch flip flops by my side though

    10. Bright or Dark Room?
    - Bright.

    11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
    - Shan..? eerrrmmm wacko Mr. Burns wanna be.. hehehe

    12. If you're alone in a room with two beds,which one do you sleep on?
    - The one nearest to the window

    13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
    - Lying down in bed

    14. What did your last text message say that you received on your mobile?
    - "Regards to Siva" - Is

    15. Where is your letter box?
    - At home.. in the wall beside the gate

    16. What's a word that you say a lot?
    - Dude

    17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
    - My ex i suppose.. but not THAT way anymore

    18. Last furry thing you touched?
    - My dogs

    19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
    - Not much.. only clarityne

    20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
    - I use and SD card..

    21. Favorite age you have been so far?
    - i suppose the time before i hadta worry about money and responsibilities etc..

    22. Your worst enemy?
    - Seafood

    23. What is your current desktop picture?
    - Some cool chinese calligraphy thingy

    24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
    - The moneychanger charged me more..

    25. if you have to choose between bucks or to be able to fly?
    - More money more fun...

    26. Do you like someone?
    - Yes

    27. The last song you listened to?
    - Its A Long Way To The Top - ACDC

    28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
    - My dad... of course... in a heart beat!

    29. If you could punch one person in the face who would it be?
    - only one?

    30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
    - My CPU