• Wednesday, June 28, 2006

    lunch is on me....

    The smell of death lingered around for days... we were gettin sick of the foul smell and pissed off cause we couldnt locate where it was coming from.... after living unwontedly with the smell of death for 4 maybe 5 days.... i finally discovered where it was coming from.... it was a bloody dead cat hanging inbetween the rear wall and a tree... i knew the smell was coming from behind... i even searched the area before but i couldnt find it... cause the dead cat was pinned against the wall..blocked by the tree branch... and that part of the tree was blocked by huge banana leaves..! i discovered a blood/liquid trail at the bottom of the wall... and bam!

    Some stupid muthafucker had tied a long string around the cats neck with an aluminium can at the other end of the string... i dont fucking know why... dont fucking know who's cat it was either... so the smart cat got up on the wall... how and why unknown as well... my dogs must have scared the shit out of the cat and bam..! the bloody thing fell down, hanging itself...

    Whats left of the cat after brother and i brought it down.... if only we had smell-o vision or something... the smell of death was unbelievable at this point... it was totally rotten... out of shape.. ripped and falling apart... phew!

    How's that for lunch matey....? Insane amount of maggots... and they we're still alive with the heat of the fire...

    so we made a bigger fire... and sent the fucking cat to back to hell from where it came from... stupid cats.. i bloody hate cats...



    Video of the fire... nothing spectacular... but ya.. you can hear the bones and what not popping away...

    *oh hey... and feel free to click on the photos for a bigger version...

    Currently Listening To: Guerilla Radio - Rage Against The Machine
    Currently Feeling: i dont know man.. i just got up...

    Tuesday, June 27, 2006

    eclairs.......

    Marks & Spencer's Eclair Selection.... "Delicious milk chocolate eclairs with a choice of 5 flavours"... 250Gm's for 4+ Sing Dollars + GST... almost RM10.. but real good value for money i reckon... cause they're just awesomely yummy!

    There are 5 different yummy eclairs to choose from... well there were anyway... seen here are Mint(green), Banana(yellow), and Orange(orange..duh!)... Chocolate was in gold and Coffee in brown... Someone apparently finished all the chocolate and coffee ones..

    This is what you get once you unfold the foil.. they all look the same outside and inside... you can only tell them apart by popping them in your mouth... the toffee is awesome.... not too sweet... not sticky.. not hard/though.. doesnt stick to your mouth and teeth... you can tell real quality stuff... real good stuff...
    this is the milk chocolate based centre.. combined with any one of the 5 flavours... you keep sucking on the toffee and once the centre is punctured.. releasing the flavours... thats like bam! pure bliss...! you forget everything.. for that few moments.. you're in peace..! the milk chocolate centre goes well with all the 5 flavours... especially chocolate and orange... my favourites! even banana taste' like the real thing... nothing artificial or crappy at all....
    i havent tried the mint flavoured ones though.. i aint a mint fan... i guess the folks back home dont quite fancy mint as well.. cause there seems to be a whole lot of mint left...

    Currently Listening To: Walking on Clouds - Tiesto
    Currently Feeling: sleepy...hyper.. i dont know


    Monday, June 26, 2006

    dude...Becks...David..Beckham...I Heart You Man...!



    Currently Listening To: Bananeira - Sergio Mendes Ft. Mr.Vegas
    Currently Feeling: Happy & Sleepy

    Wednesday, June 21, 2006

    sup wankers..

    im back.. moi.. paradoxx.. is back..

    im so freakin tired... quite alot of turbulence on the flight back.. couldn't even read in peace.. but it was cool.. i was like "sweet!".. this makes things a lil more interesting now.. wanted to ask the guy beside me if we're gonna crash? then i played this scenario in my head.. me jumping out of my seat kneeling down.. yelling "omg! omg! we're all gonna die! gonna die!" then start running about... hillarious i tell you..
    the cabin pressure was terrible as hell... my ear's still hurt up to now... :(
    the stewardess' were hot.. if any consolation at all...

    i wanna go sleep.. i dont know why im so fatigued...

    there's a few hundred photos.. updates lates..

    cherio wankers...

    Friday, June 16, 2006

    im goin' to ibiza....

    ok not literally you noob... but yea im goin for a *much deserved* holiday... flight leaves in 4 hours.. i gotta get my arse to the airport in 2 hours.. hai! havent finished packing..

    so yea wankers.. will update when i get hold of a decent net connection... enjoy the weekend..

    dont miss paradoxx too much...

    Ps: Crouch i was so mad, i could have stoned you to death... but you saved us in the end.. *thank god* cheers mate!

    Wednesday, June 14, 2006

    i am....

    You Are Bart Simpson

    Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."

    Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.

    You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet

    Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"
    The Simpsons Personality Test

    I dont know why i did it... i dont know why i enjoyed it... i dont know why i'll do it again.... seriously that is so bloody true... i can really relate to that..! bah!

    you've all been tagged! go faggots.. find out which Simpson you are..

    Currently Listening To: Superstylin' - Groove Armada
    Currently Feeling: Warm + sleepy

    Tuesday, June 13, 2006

    Carrot pie...

    -Carrot pie from the Casuarina Ipoh-

    eeeemmmmmmmmm.... YUMM-O! who would have expected..seriously helluva good tasting!
    Carrot pie... go get some...!

    Currently Listening To: Dumb - Nirvana (Live in NY)
    Currently Feeling: Hungry

    Friday, June 09, 2006

    Happy Days... sunday monday happy days.. tuesday wednesday la lala....



    If there were a Sitcom Hall of Fame, Happy Days would surely have a cherished spot there... Happy Days being one of the most popular programs of the late 1970s.. surviving until mid 1984... an astonishing ten and a half years!

    Happy Days was set in the 1950's Milwaukee...the heart of middle-class America and told the story of the Cunningham family.. Mr Cunningham (Tom Bosley) ran the local hardware store and Mrs Cunningham (Marion Ross) spent her time in the kitchen...
    Richie (Ron Howard) their son, hung out at Arnold's Drive-In (later changed to Al's Diner) with his pals Ralph Malph (Donny Most) and Potsie (Anson Williams)... trying to be as cool as the coolest greaser in town..THE Fonz (Henry Winkler)...
    Richie's sister, Joanie (Erin Moran) tagged along whenever she wasn't at her friend Jenny Piccolo's (who had never been seen onscreen before 1980) house...

    Happy Days has always been cool.. i mean we cant deny, it had its fair share of goofs.. like everyone knew someone as cool as the Fonz would never be caught dead hangin' out with nerds like Richie, Potsie and Ralph... but it didnt matter.. that's what made the show interesting.. Everyone looked up to The Fonz.. im sure many wanted to be like him as well.. I mean he was a rebel but he was always sticking up for the nerds.. remember when he had to apologise or wear spectacles no matter how un-cool they were?.. it was a show about life.. The rebel mellowing down over time.. the nerds learning about adulthood from the rebel.. it was a feel good fuzzy show.. watchin it made me feel like the world was a better place.. 30 mins in a feel good 50's world! :-)
    and who can forget.."Sit on it!" and "Ayyyi!"? which became national catchphrases in the 70's...!

    This is one iconic show... with over 250 episodes! i used to watch Happy Days almost religiously every weekday evening after the Simpsons... i really miss it so much.. it's something i can never get bored of.. forget the Brady Bunch.. forget Knight Rider (watching it now, that show is goofier than ever!) please bring back Happy Days...!! if only... StarWorld would re-run all eleven seasons of Happy Days! that make me a happy person.. a very happy person..


    Currently Listening To: I'll Stick Around - Foo Fighters
    Currently Feeling : ok

    Saturday 27th May.... Part 2 - Barney in Ipoh..

    so yea, remember i mentioned bout Barney visiting ipoh... Barney was down in conjunction with the Barney's Beach Party at Kinta City... happened to catch the purple dino in action while we're walking bout... video of the final performance is attached... dude! where's the sand.. where's the water... dude! where're your speedo's?








    Disclaimer: Paradoxx is not a fan of Barney or anything related!

    Currently Listehing To: Roxanne - Saharadja
    Currently Feeling: still sick..

    Thursday, June 08, 2006

    Breakfast @ The Bean + The Benchwarmers...

    Last saturday decided to have breakfast at The Bean... for fucks sake.. i dont know bout Is.. but it was my first time having breakie at The Bean since i left just over a year ago.. we seem to be spending much time at The Bean now.... i dont know why... its weird ya know..
    was looking forward to having Egg's Ben (focaccia bread + cheese + ham + egg + hollandaise sauce) yummylicous!... but unfortunately they've scrapped it from the menu... dont know why the fuck for ? Egg's Ben was one of the hottest items and the best on the breakie menu... ended up having the Break O' Day instead... another best seller.. (panini bread + chicken sausages + scrambled eggs).... oh yea brought back alot of memories... especially the sunday morning breakie rush... loved running that shift... cause it was a total madhouse.. most of the time..



    anywho.. after breakie... [fuck! my fingers are retarded] we decided to catch a movie.. decided on The Benchwarmers.... cause it wasnt too lenghty.. i needed to get to work in the afternoon ya see.. it's an Adam Sandler movie.. and oh my gawd! you gotta go watch it! its wickedly hillarious!
    you'll laugh till you tear or wet you pants... or whatever... trust me! you'll laugh the shit out of yourself... if you havent watched it already... included is a lil trailer of the movie... and some hillarious quotes from the movie... oh! hehehhee and ya just gotta check out the midget at the ending.. Marcus Ellword... oh my gawd! those spectacles.... simply ama-za-zaing!! ahhahahahah!






    Gus: Clark, could you not pick your nose in front of me?
    Clark: I'm not picking, I'm scratching.
    Gus: Scratching what? Your brain?
    Clark: Yeah, 'cause it's huge.

    Richie: He just did that steroid free!
    Clark: What's steroids?
    Richie: Something that makes your 'pee-pee' smaller.
    Clark: Ohh... there must be steroids in macaroni!

    Gus: I think this is a sign that you should get a car.
    Clark: My mom said I should hold off on getting my license for another year.
    [Extends arms forward and then retracts]
    Clark: She wants to make sure my reflexes are fully developed.

    Brad: You guys think you're athletes now?
    Richie: Haha that's funny I didn't know ath-e-letes had three syllables... thats ama-za-zaing.

    Howie: I used to think the sun was evil but now I know it's not.
    Wayne: How's the moon treating you.
    Howie: Not a fan.

    Kyle: I'm gonna call the cops!
    Clark: We are cops!... We're navy seals!
    Kyle: Navy seals aren't cops!
    Troy: Aren't you our paperboy?
    Clark: ...I'm undercover

    Kyle: Time to meet your makers!
    Clark: Makers of what? POOP?

    Wayne: Is that beer?
    Carlos: [stumbling] No it's Gatorade homie, get out of my way.

    Mel: Have you even known the joys of having children?
    Richie: Never had a date.
    Clark: Never talked to a girl.

    Marcus Ellwood: Do you still think I look like Yoda?
    Gus: No.
    Marcus Ellwood: But Yoda's my favorite! You're a bad, bad man!

    Richie: [after hitting the ball] I ticked it!
    Umpire #5: You're ssstill out.
    Richie: You're ssstill fat!

    dont mind the retarded spelling.. grammars etc etc.. im down with the flu.. i feel like shit... my body hurts.. im gettin hungry very often.. i've been having rice porridge since yesterday... im breathing like i have half a nose.. havta skip circuit class today... i know i should be resting but i cant sleep anymore... im gettin all gassy... this aint good.. aint good at all :( aight.. im off.. wanna watch The Simpsons and have more porridge... oh! yummy-o...

    Currently Listening To: Jesus I Was Evil - The Butterfingers
    Currently Feeling: Sick

    Thursday, June 01, 2006

    KNNCCB!!! motherfucker....
    damnmmmm... im so bloody pissy now... real fucking pissy... im almost in a rage... this aint good.. this aint good at all... i really feel like breaking something.. or kicking the shit out of something... my head's starting to hurt.. im hungry...

    *yells out in rage* fuuuuccckkkk! May broke down again! i dont know why she's fucking up now.. Mechanic dude just fixed her a couple days back...
    went to get my photo taken... everything was fine.. and as i reached the photo shop May just died on me... so just left her on the motorcycle parking spot.. im already expecting a 40 bucks summons...! now i gotta wait for my mechanic.. take the dude there.. i dont know whats wrong.. could be contaminated fuel.. or something's stuck somewhere.. maahai! with May i know when something's wrong.. i can just feel if something's out.. but she just stalling without warning is bullocks man...

    and i had things to do.. things planned out... fuck my head really hurts...