• Tuesday, April 18, 2006

    holy bejesus / butlers

    i am so muthafriggin' sure y'all are wondering what in hell this is.... really looks like a huge insane plate of drain worms... or some shit like that... aint it?



    holy bejesus....! it's actually SQUID INK PASTA.... yeah wankers.. you read it right the first time... muthafucking SQUID INK PASTA.... look at it... OMG! its just plain sick....

    This on the other hand is more like eye candy....! kitchen dude made it for me the other day... i rarely...very rarely take instant noodles... in fact i cant remember the last i had instant noodles.. that rare yo... but this was just awesome... instant noodles topped with broccoli... turkey ham... fried egg.... and gourmet chicken sausages... i guess you wankers can call it gourmet instant noodles.. beats that muthafucking squid ink pasta a million times over...

    we lucky ipoh-rians got a new fast food outlet...
    Butler's family restaurant..... i've never heard of it... i dont know if it's international or a local franchise or a one off outlet... if you're wondering where its at... it's right in front of Ipoh Parade... ya ipoh people should know about it by now... it was actually supposed to open a couple years back... guess they settled their issues with the local government... they finally started operations about a month ago... so yea naturally... i hadta go check it out... went over on the first day that they opened...


    the place's pretty small... ok if ya wanna have a quick meal and get the hell out of there... well thats what i like to do anyway... very american influenced deco and ambiance... nothin to shout about... just like McD's and the likes... it's supposed to be FAST FOOD...! guess they dont freakin' understand the concept... on my two visits there i hadta wait atlease 5 mins for my burgers...! i get really pissy when i havta wait for food in FAST FOOD outlets...

    anywho... they boast an american menu with the likes of burgers... quite a number of beef burgers.. some chicken and maybe fish burgers as well... Asian favourites like rice and fried chicken are included in the menu as well....

    the impressions you get from the menu board is like wow... those burgers are awesome... well those photos are god damn deceiving...! was really disapointed with the first burger i got... felt really cheated.... i paid over 5 bucks... thinking it was a double patty burger... but it wasnt.. it was just a single patty with an onion ring and some crap lettuce and mayo... no cheese... no onions.. no gherkins.. real pissy!
    apparently onion rings are like their signature thing... all their burgers have onion rings...

    thinking maybe it was their first day... they're prone to fuck up... so i went back there the second time... looked at the photo real good... and noticed it wasnt a double patty after all... it was an onion ring... geeezzz! big mac way better value!

    so the second time i ordered their "Kofta Burger".... boasted to be their signature burger... mother of all burgers and shit like that.... it cost me 9 friggin bucks... i wouldnt have minded it... except the mother of all burgers turned out like the haggard dying grandmother or all burgers...! look at the bloody thing... it did taste all right though... but not for 9 bucks... look at the bloody thing... fucked up lame pieces of lettuce... stupid onion ring... thin slice of beef patty... again no onions.. no cheese.. no gherkins... could have atlease put some cheese...! this is half the burger by the way...

    so yea... seriously i dont know what to make of it man.... im just glad i have Mc D's...

    Currently Listening To: Tequila Sunrise - Cypress Hill
    Currently Feeling: Sleepy

    2 Comments:

    Anonymous killuminati said...

    man, i WOULD eat the squid ink pasta. it's novel and interesting. :)

    i had a bad experience in butler's at KLIA too...definately not the best fast food chain around.

    9:27 PM  
    Blogger paradoxx said...

    haha!.. dude.. knowing you, i know you aint kidding! :)

    so they're a chain eh.. they wont last for long with those pissy burgers..!

    thanks for visiting, mate..

    1:01 AM  

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