• Sunday, March 12, 2006

    paradoxx.... got wasted....

    s'up wankers.. how y'all doin..?
    i know i've been a procrastinating bum and all.. there were soo many things to update on.. but everytime i plan to..or i try to.. im either too bumb'd out for anything or i feel the lost of inspiration to write.. excuses..excuses.. uh huh.. bite me!

    Just got back from hangin out with Is and a few more of our (ex) staff from coffee bean.. Sundays we like to hang out at Kamela/Camela..(?) damn i forgot the spelling.. anywho.. however ya spell that place is a cigar shop.. and they have this cigar room which is nice to hang out at.. we lucky bastards dudes get to hang out there cause the peepz incharge or the outlet are 2 of our former staffs.. very nice... and might i say exclusive place to hang out.. and watch the crowds at Kinta City... Did a lil shopping as well.. as usual nothin remotely great at JJ/Kinta City... but i managed to find a pretty cool shirt for 50% off at Padini Authentics...

    chillin out @ the cigar room...

    Is was telling me... that his mom was asking him whether we're having a support group or something.. since we're always meeting up... we're both single and available now remember.. also something bout his mom asking him why he's spending a lot of time with guys now and he doesnt wanna meet up with girls he's mom tries to intro.. hahaha! to make things a lil more edgier.. the dude bought the Brokeback Mountain dvd and watched it with his parents and sibling.. WITHOUT knowing the movie was bout 2 gay cowboys! I hope his mom doesnt start questioning me if bout gay issues nextime i go over or call the dude...!

    a'ight so y'all remember... a week ago was my boithday.. yeah its come and gone.. but boy oh boy was is a helluva weird one..

    well it all started on sunday the 5th of march.. we had a big..big lunch at work.. one of the kitchen staff made us soooo much pasta.... it was frightening to even look at..!
    so we all gathered.. well most of us anyway.. to have lunch.. and tried very hard to finish the pasta.. awi and i were the ones left mercilessly trying to clean the plates.. after all those carbs.. everyone was just looking for a bed.. if only..! since it was quiet since brunch.. i just took half the day off and headed back home.. for some shut eye.. but very much in anticipation for dinner later at night..

    Yummy!... carrbbbsss...

    i'd planned to have a lil get together at the Old Andersonian Club.. its a cozy lil clubhouse at my alma mater that serves kick ass north indian cuisine.. but after all those carbs and the nice evening nap... i didnt feel like having north indian food no more.. so i called up Indulgence and booked a table..
    called the dudes and dudets regarding the change of plans.. Shu Ee couldnt make it cause she was tied up with something.. ok nevermind.. she'd already told me beforehand that her schedule was lil tight.. Vanessa had just got back from work and unfortunately she wasnt feelin too well.. i could hear it in her voice.. so i didnt wanna force her.. so it looked like i was left with Is and Jai-boy..

    So to Indulgence we went.. it was a lil crowded.. ya know being a sunday night and all.. the tables were a lil too close to each other for comfort.. a lil closer and we'd all be like one big happy family.. I brought a long a couple bottles of wine.. an aussie cab sav and a chiliean sauvignon blanc.. we ended up opening the cab sav.. i was actually looking forward to opening the sauvignon blanc cause the bottle's been kept for soo long.. the cab sav was "ok"... it was too warm at first.. it tasted a lil off.. we should have decanted it.. but i think we're just too involved in conversation.. we chilled it after that.. it was better but still not quite right.. but by that time i'd already had a couple of glasses so it didnt matter anymore.. :)

    We ate... chit chatted.. the food was AWESOME..! thanks Julie for the awesome food.. Julie's the owner of Indulgence in case ya didnt know.. by dessert time i was already tipsy.. the cab sav had a real fucking kick.. normal cab sav's have bout 13% of alcohol.. this one had 15%.. pretty strong for a cab sav.. i was wobbly going to the washroom... i was like holy crap.. this shit is strong.. holy crap.. it's still early... hahaha..
    we left Indulgence about 11... wobble myself to the cashier to settle the bill... eye sight a lil blur..

    Discovery (chicken & ham) salad....

    I had the angus rib-eye.....

    Jai-boy had the lamb tenderloin...

    Is had the salmon....

    walking to the car.. im a lil less blur now.. we decided to hang out at the DNA Plaza next.. chillout with some Heineken and the live band.. The way there we're driving like insane clown's... Is started it.. he just came flying from the back and i started chasing him.. peepz must have been like wtf are these 2 beetles trying to do.. i know.. i know i was already tipsy.. but it was a spur of a moment thingy..

    so at DNA.. Jai-boy knows the vocalist from the life band.. the dude comes over..chats with us and stuff.. a while later.. he calls out my name.. i didnt hear him at first.. he calls a couple more times.. trying to get my attention.. Is is like dude he's callin you.. im like wtf..? so i just wave my hand.. then he announces to the crowd that its my birthday and starts to sing me a birthday song.. that was real cool of him.. eventhough my birthday was like 30 mins away..

    Our friend... Mr. Heineken....

    The live band dude...

    clock hits 12.. Mel calls to wish me and stuff.. thought i'd get more calls but nope.. soo we finished up our beer.. and decided to go for karaoke.. E-box karaoke just so happen'd to be at DNA plaza.... it was my first time going to E-box.. heck! it was my first time karaoke-ing..!!

    Karaoke room... lil dodgy lookin at it now...

    Is and jai-boy on "stone" mode...

    ok by this time i was already 70% tipsy.. we got a room.. got more beer... i only remember singing a couple of songs.. the rest is a real blur.. the song i remember the most is "pretty fly for a white guy"... going to the washroom i was wayyyy wobbly.. on my way out i walked into the ladies washroom.. and i was like woah! this aint the right way out.. dude! that stupid place had no doors.. i got lost trying to find our room which was room 27.. i remember cause Is made sure he pointed me the number on the door before i left for the washroom.. the place is like a fuckin maze.. dont blame a tipsy person.. karaoke ended soo fast cause they were closing up.. we couldnt extend.. lame ipoh... arrgghhh!

    still not in the mood to head back home.. i persuaded the guys to hit the mamak shop.. the place we always go to after gettin intoxicated.. for the customary 'limau ais".... Jai-boy left after a while.. Is and i decided to leave after a while.. i was fucking out by this time.. but i didnt feel like puking..surprisingly.. fumbled with the keys for a while.. dropped them a couple of times.. ya know.. i only remember driving to the end of the row of shops and turning right.. after that i do not remember how the hell i drove home.. i cant remember what way i took or how i reached home.. its been a week now.. and im still trying to recall how the hell i drove home.. but i cant! real freaky man.. i did manage to park my car straight though.. o_O i remember fumbling my way in.. remember seeing my mom.. she was waiting to wish me i guess.. remember tellin her "im ok"... aint that a common vocab with all drunks? entered my room and just fell on my bed..

    the next thing i know its 8 in the morning.. my head hurts and im still in yesterdays clothes.. jeans.. watch.. ear studs.. everything.. i change and go back to sleep.. wake up a few hours later.. had a cold shower.. a while later i started to puke.. it was just alot of clear liquid.. lay'd down somemore.. got up for lunch.. all my joints were aching.. my arms were hurting.. had a lil noodles in soup.. lay'd down somemore.. a while later i hurled lunch out as well.. i knew then i hadta skip work.. visited the doctor.. the dude said.. i had too much to drink and i hurt my tummy.. i have a history of tummy/gastro problems.. thus my tummy is very fragile..
    i felt like shit the whole day.. on my birthday.. all i could do was lay down.. my lil twin nieces came over.. and i didnt even see them.. it was their birthday too.. we share the same birthday..
    i know it was the wine.... it had real strong tannins.... and i guess it was just too acidy.... damn you wine...! i slept soo much i even missed the 2nd season premier of Lost.... damnit..!

    i spent a lot of money that night.. ended up sick the next day.. suffering from lost of memory... but it was all good though.. i had my friends with me.. and we had a good time.. guess my dad's pissed with me.. cause i got home real drunk and wobbly and shit... he didnt wish me.. maybe he was waiting up and i didnt notice him... that dissapointed me.. also discovered today that i scracthed the glass on the my new Nike watch... like how the fuck did that happen? i've only used the freakin watch twice!.. mom wants me to promise her that i'd stay away from alcohol... eeerrrmmmm though luck..! i told her.. but i'd be more caucious now..

    real sick..expensive..weirdo birthday dude.. oh! and thank you aunt serada for the motorola v600...real nice..! thank you jai-boy for the oversized whisky glass.. which i might turn into a lil a aquarium..

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