• Tuesday, August 23, 2005

    Temporarily Down!
    i've lost all will...faith....theres soo much to rant about but i dont think i can do it...i hope to be back soon...

    Wednesday, August 10, 2005

    Holy shits...Hide 'em gold...Mr.T's coming!.

    Was watching The A-Team while having breakfast....interestingly i've been watching The A-Team for sometime now...but suddently yesterday it just hit me..."why am i watching this?"...kinda dumbfounded but i still watched it 'till the end...eerrmm!..i dont know whats so appealing about that show, but it just makes you wanna watch whats gonna happen next...All that gold Mr.T's wearing..is it for real, man?......Come to think 'bout it, THANK GOD there's no more re-runs of Baywatch...I'd puke blood if i ever saw David Hasselhoff in trunks again!....Why cant Starworld bring back better shows, like.....ELF....You know, the weird looking hairy creature...or the one 'bout the robotic girl....i forgot what its called....Cheers...what ever happened to Cheers?...I used to follow that show almost religiously...ah! & Happy Days....

    Anyhows yesterday 09/08 The-G, Shar and I went bowling again...this time we went to the Ampang Bowl @ Ipoh Parade....Man! hands down, that place is way better than Ipoh Bowl @ jusco....The only thing good about jusco is that you're able to park right infront of the bowling center...
    Ampang bowl is way nicer...the lanes are better...the environment is livelier....and best of all the shoes are way cooler... The last time i bowled there was during my high school days..it was called Genting Bowl then...but yeah! still looks the same, except for the missing snooker tables..

    Nice clowny lookin' shoes...and helluva comfy....

    It would have been perfect except for the bowling balls...not greasy luckly...but there were limited balls...and the weight and finger sizes were weird....

    Anyhows i think i'll go back there...albeit its a bit further from my place...and i have to pay RM1 for parking...but what the hell....Im thinking bout goin bowling atlease once a week now...its the easiest sport ever i tell you...hopefully i can improve my game....I was wicked at bowling during my high school years....I think ill havta buy my own ball....bowling ball....then it'd be perfect i guess...Unfortunately i'll havta go bowling alone....The-G will be leaving in a weeks time.... how sad will my life be....solo....in Ipoh anyways...

    We walked 'round Ipoh Parade for a bit....The-G needed to shop....He's so freakin fickled minded, man...everything he chooses, there seems to be a negative part...Like "everythings nice..but i dont like the pocket"...dude sometimes you just havta compromise on lil things.....anyhows cant blame him for being himself....He also bought a silver ring, cause he was told to get one to improve his luck or some crap....Lol! that guy's a real joker, i couldnt stop laughing my ass off..he was trying soo many rings, and the majority of 'em kept getting stuck...should have seen him struggling to take the ring out....

    We're starving...I suggested we head to Merdeka Gardens...Better known as MG....Well theres a group of hawkers by the side of a field there...Its an interesting concept thats been goin on for ages...Theres hardly and lighting and your table will be in the middle of a field/play gound..but its cool...its al-fresco...it just turns me on...The food is cheap but very very tasty...

    Coalfire char koay teow stall...

    I've been craving for this old man's coalfire char koay teow....Its the best! hands down!....no other char koay teow comes close to this....The coalfire gives it a very speacial smoked burned flavour....It wasnt enough, i still needed to survey what else were there to eat....

    Took a walk along the hawker stalls & i discovered a guy selling "Apom Balik"....something like pancakes..Malaysian style...Its crispy...filled with sweet corn, peanuts, and a generous amount of sugar....Brought me right back to my childhood days....After years of not having coalfire char koay teow and apom balik....It was such a treat today...good, delicious, cheap dinner...something like satisfying a fetish...coalfire char koay teow fetish, that is....

    Anatomy of an Apom Balik....

    We headed home after that...cause what else can you do in Ipoh after dark...?

    I think i'll be needing a new group of hangout buddies...any takers?? i dont wanna sound pathetic..but......

    You see..my lifes soo sad...im down to wearing burned/stained shirts



    Currently Feelin' : Sublime
    Currently Listening To : Calling All Angels - Train
    Currently Thinkin' 'Bout : Whats up with this bloody weather?

    Monday, August 08, 2005

    Tadada...Tadadadadada...

    Tadada..dadada.........The Itchy & Scratchy Show....
    Alright, its monday...was eager to visit the doctor again today....Thought my appointment was today 08/08...apparently it was on 04/08...how silly of me...anyhows it was just a random check-up...got a whole lot more medicine...and am scheduled to go thru another blood test in a months time.....too check if im actually controlling my cholesterol....if not i gotta meet up with a dietician...
    i dont want that!....that would suck big time...

    The-G, his cousin, lets just call him Shar, and me wanted to watch a movie today...actually more like The-G & his cousin Shar...i wasnt keen because the only english movies that were playing were "stealth" & "The Island" besides El fantastico 4.... i was truely reluctant 'cause stealth & the island seemed truely pathetic..I convinced The-G to go bowling instead and he convinced Shar...so bowling it was...We headed to Ipoh Bowl @ the rooftop of Jusco...Never bowled at that place so thought we'd try it out...
    The place was alright...but the lanes kept giving problems...we had to change lanes, and the pins kept getting stuck...worst of all, the freaking balls...bowling balls...kept getting greasy...it was yuckie..with the balls slipping and all...damn!....and of all days i had to wear white...my shirt was getting greasy...i was kinda gettin pissed...white and me can never get along..yet still people ask me "why is your wardrobe filled with black?"..like duh...! it brings new meaning to the term "oily balls" but anyhows we had a goodtime..oh! and the shoes....what a pair of shoes...i felt like "annie".....hahahhaa

    God! those shoes are a disgrace!

    Thats yours truely trying to get a strike...check out 'em greasy balls...

    We walked round Jusco for awhile.... had to check out the reject shop....there's always good buys there, if you're diligent enough to look...They carry good stuff from Gap, Old Navy, Aeropostale....stuff thats not common here....Call it "cheap" or whatever...but where else can you find american brands for a bargain....
    I wanted to check out PDI, but The-G was soo freakin hesitant to enter that shop..he said "theres too much pink in there"...oh! come on jo...stop acting soo macho la...Reminded me of Aerosmith's Pink...Pink is my favourite crayon, cause pink is la lalala lala..
    I on the otherhand, wouldn't mind wearing pink but only if i find the right shade...and no! im not too influenced by Carson of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy...

    Doesnt this "burned" shirt look phat.....?

    after walking for awhile....we aggreed it was time for dinner...had a hard time deciding where to go...cause of yours truely...not just fussy...but now with cholesterol extra fussy carefull....I suggested we go for Nga Choi Kai...roughly translated Beansprout & chicken....Ipoh is famous for that stuff...surprising The-G & Shar have never tried it out...*and The-G lives in ipoh..Geeezz! man* so what better place to go than the restaurant that made ipoh famous for nga choi kai....It was good dinner...It tasted as good today as it always does....i always enjoy sitting al-fresco...

    Whats left of dinner...I told G to take a before shot...but he didnt..i took an after shot...damn! it looks messy...I spilled my bowl of soya sauce on the table...cant be seen here though...embarrassing man!

    I drank soya milk as usual...i thought it helps cause its high in protein.. but apparently soya milk reduces the sperm count..Well thats what Shar said *he's a medical student* like W.T.F? why la....??? "soya contains the wrong types of protein" got such thing as that, ar ? He also said beansprouts are bad....eeemmmmm...yeah! we aggreed that everyhting is bad, and that we should just enjoy it while we can....

    Suddently out of no where Shar tossed me these questions "why dont you continue studying?" "How long do you wanna do what you're doing now?" ....i felt like my brain had just flown away at that very moment..i didnt know what to answer...I've always contemplated with the idea of returning to the books..but i just dont know...

    After dinner we were truely dumbfounded as to where to go next...the night was still preety young...we just took a walk to a nearby night market thingy...selling all sorts of stuff...plenty of immitations and second hand/used shoes & clothes....who would actually buy used clothing and shoes? The-G and Shar did some bargaining & ended up buying a couple unbranded t-shirts...with some interesting quotes on 'em....

    After that still perplexed as to where to go next...The-G hysterically insisted we check out some trans....chicks with dicks.....so yeah! we just took a drive....lol! i couldnt stop laughing when Shar wound down the window to verbally disturb those shemales....I havta say...kinda impressive...they do look very female like....not that im the least bit interested or anything!

    We headed home after that..since y'all know..ipoh's just too happening dead for anything....

    On another note...
    My Beetle's back from the garage.....yay!...driving it is such a pleasure...just that the steering wheel is oh god! freakin heavy...havta just live with it untill the new rubber joints get seasoned
    .....in a couple of months....besides that its still cool...the car sounds better then ever now.... :) Currently listening to Nirvana - Unplugged in N.Y.....i think its a very good album....to listen to while driving....very relaxing....nonetheless in the beetle...If y'all see a white beetle on the streets.....honk at'cha boy, ya.....

    Thursday, August 04, 2005

    Love me Hate me...im a Millionaire

    Alright, ROCKSTAR INXS has to be the best reality show to date...besides the Apprentice..well thats a totally different story..anyhow back to ROCKSTAR...
    I have to say, Mark Burnett is a genius, man...
    If y'all dont know what the hell i'm talking about..what planet are y'all from? or maybe you're just a geek!...anyhows ROCKSTAR is about 15 peepz trying to outdo each other to be the lead singer of INXS...If you dont know INXS..go flush your head in the toilet..INXS is an ol' skool aussie rock band..not one of my favourites, but anyhow the show ROCKS!!

    Yesterday there were 10 contestants left, and it was a preety superb show..


    Suzie... sang "Get Back" a Beatles classic..She was freakin good..delivered the song very very very well..anyone who can pull off a Beetles classic that well deserves my respect...


    But the highlight of the show...The best performance to date i must say..was by this chick Jordis...She sang David Bowie's classic "The Man Who Sold The World"*Nirvana did a cover..if you dont know The Man Who Sold The World, kill urself please!*...oh my God! it was just soo freakin awesome! The best i've heard anyone sing The Man Who Sold The World..It was spine chilling goosebumps shivering awesome!! She has my support a 100%..too bad i couldn't be assed to sms vote..

    Ty, the nigger who thinks he's God's gift to the rock world..did a pathetic job with the Foo Fighters "Evelong"...He claims "its a song i never heard before"...damn! are you brain dead man?! The Foo Fighters are one of the greatest bands alive...

    Just proves that im a sucker for the oldies & ol' skool songs..innit?
    Me a millionaire...eeerrmmm Yeah!...Yesterday The-G and I were hangin out playing Who Wants To Be a Millionaire on the PS...and i won a Million Pounds!! Thus im a virtual Millionaire....I've never won more than 64000 pounds...nothin to be proud of, unless the dough was for real...oh! wishes...The-G went home with just a 1000 quid...haha! who's your daddy?

    Tuesday, August 02, 2005

    Randoms...

    Its august..another month has started..its been 3 months since i quit my job...and things are still the same..It doesnt look like im going anywhere..all my applications are "kept for future consideration"...like W.T.F? Is this a sign of things to come...are they expecting me to be jobless and still waiting for a job in the future...DAMN! What the hell is wrong with you people, atlease call me up for an interview...i know im good! I'll be better in the future but im good now..so why wait...arrgghhh! I have no hope and dont intend to get a job in this freakin city of ipoh...I know its time for me to move out and i wanna move out..kay-el or penang will be cool..but im kinda holding things back..kinda like im waiting for the right thing (job) to pop up...god knows when that will happen..I shouldnt be waiting..but i am, cause i dont wanna get into something that i wont be happy with after a few months..thats my biggest fear...

    Yummy vegetarian food....MY ASS!..well it was nice at first..now i just cant take it anymore...I really believe there should be a fine balance between meat and veges..period! My mom's been getting me those fake meats..the ones that look like the real thing but are actually made of flour..i am so freakin "jelak" of those stuff..i think i'll puke if i ever get near those "meats" again!
    Mc Donald's chicken fold-over is good...toast em's are good...quaker oat's is way better then fake meats!
    I havent been a complete vege..i've tried..but i just can't...i'd rather die eating what i love then die eating yuckie fake meats!....Last week i drove down to penang..i just had to get the chicken gordon bleu...my absolute favourite...How can someone resist chicken rolled with cheese and ham? We cant get chicken gordon bleu in Ipoh..dont ask why...cause i dont know either..

    Last friday..The family and some relatives gathered at the Movenpeak(MP)restaurant for a surprise birthday dinner for a cousin of mine...oh yeah! she was surely surprised..her husbands wicked! man...It was surprise after surprise...first the appearence of all of us...then the birthday cake..which was preety nice, i might add..then i sneakily requested the waiter to play a birthday song...It was embarrassing, cause it was like a kid's birthday song..nursery rhyme kinda...lol! should have seen the look on my cousins face...
    I've never been to that Movenpeak..i normally go to the one in greentown business center for its cheese baked rice...but never to the bigger one...The place is great..i never expected it to be...very nice ambience...the food is good..fast..the service is alright..
    I had a tough time choosing what to eat...but i thought what the hell! i tried ostrich..man! i think ostrich is my favourite meat now...i cant describe it..its tender..it just rawks! try it...I had to turn down the offer for beers/alcohol...darn! could have atlease had some Becks or Fosters...but i didnt wanna risk it with my tummy :(

    The Movenpeak...Not Movenpick, The Ice cream

    Ostrich...or whats left of it...



    Havent been working out since i got out of the hospital..I havta start soon..i need the excercise...The-G's too busy doing last minute packing..he'll be leaving for the states in a couple of weeks..after that i'll be "solo" man...I havta get used to going for jogs alone...I seriously need to get out of this place...
    Finally removed my beetle from the porch..believe me..there were tyre marks on the ground..it's in the garage now..cant wait to get it back..

    Its national day end of this month...i wonder how "happening" ipoh will be?...With all the "feng-tau" joints here filled with "bengs" and bloody china-dolls..
    already 100+ idiots got charged in court for consuming X at titiwangsa...so called club or some shit... whats up with this city...aunty's are into X now-a-days...and faggot old men are into china dolls...

    BED just opened in penang..its a concept inspired from a club in thailand...good for y'all penang folks..can never have too much of a good thing, eh...
    As soon as my tummy gets better...you can count on me paying a visit to BED..

    The other day, my brother brought back the cutest little pitts bull pup..im a real sucker for dogs..i liked it soo much cause it reminded us of our late pitts bulls, which died years ago..*the poor fella hanged himself..serious! i kid you not!...he was trying to jump out of the opening in the wall, but unfortunately his chain got stuck in the grill and he was hanging in the drain...smart!*
    the pup was the same color..same everything, man...sadly, bro decided to give it away..cause we already have 2 dogs..we cant leave the pup outside, its too small, the other guys will terrorise it..we cant keep it in the house forever..sad! sad!

    awwww...you cute little thing....

    I miss that dog already.... :(

    anyhows..i guess thats all...i gotta go wash my socks now..