• Saturday, July 23, 2005

    Top 10 Safe Sex Slogans...

    10. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it

    9. You can't go wrong if you shield your dang

    8. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake

    7. If you think it's funky, cover your monkey

    6. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

    5. Cover your stump before you hump

    4. Cover your hose then curl her toes

    3. Wrap your tool to catch the drool

    2. Dont be silly, protect your willie

    1. If you're nude, tube your dude

    *Something I saw on a bloody t-shirt

    Currently Listenin' To : Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters

    Currently Feelin' : Bored

    Currently Thinkin' Bout' : Roast Beef Bagel Sandwich


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